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They say the path to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
I’ve looked at anatomy books and that doesn’t seem right. 123 more words
7 minutes ago
My boss said he had a self-defecating sense of humor.
Of course he meant self-deprecating.
But after giving it further thought, 65 more words
My boss wanted to let me know how much he appreciated my work,
so for a Christmas he gave me a really nice pen. 84 more words
More than 80 million viewers around the world tuned in to watch the first of three presidential debates — a number that almost rivals the Super Bowl, and surpassed the Oscars, Emmys and NBA Finals combined. 1,159 more words
1 hour, 34 minutes ago
I drove my hovercraft to the Bar Mitzvah
Tarzan and Cheetah were guest speakers.
They talked about the roll bananas played in friendships. 101 more words
8 hours, 34 minutes ago
I just sat down to watch 9 hours of NFL football on Sunday when what did I see…
I had just sat down to watch the NFL season opener… 201 more words
8 hours, 37 minutes ago
No one talks about the elephant piñata.
No one ever talks about the elephant piñata.
Over time talking about the elephant piñata had become taboo. 85 more words
8 hours, 39 minutes ago