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Stayin' Alive

Metal-ized.

If this doesn’t amuse you I don’t know what will.

From LaughingSquid by way of Geekology.

Random Crap

An Ode to Larkin…and Slugs

An Ode to Larkin…and Slugs

When I wake up in the morning,

I often find that slugs have slithered on my shoes overnight.

I always leave them in the porch at the end of the day… 81 more words

Silly Shit

I Wanna Sext You Up!

If you don’t remember that song reference in the title you are too young to read my blog. Go to bed!

Sexting. How do we all feel about that? 350 more words

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What I was told about sex, before I had sex...

From what television has shown me, men sit around pontificating about the mechanics of sex in their formative years until its in danger of going out of fashion. 736 more words

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A case of 'Handbag Coitus Interuptus'

I am a retailers wet dream. Only last night while I was watching the Ann Summers advert and suddenly needed new underwear and a nurses uniform. 721 more words

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#TBT

In honour of Throwback Thursday I am going to draw your attention to some old blogs of mine….

For those new readers….

….I started writing this blog at the end of 2010, then had to delete it, lost my way, started another. 26 more words

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