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Why, Why, Why ...

… do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee due to insufficient funds when they already know you’re broke? 340 more words


What a horrible cow

Once a pimpernel Flotus quite chic

In her coat – meant no harm – god that’s weak

Is she really that thick?

She did marry that prick… 9 more words


We all know the type

Well off friend of mine met this lass daily

a real gold digger, frightfully lazy

she would spend all his stack

weekly empty his sack… 11 more words


Haiku perhaps?

day two of diet

would mug a child for sweeties

stab a tramp for cake


True story

Lass I know back in school – Afrikaaner

could do quite awesome things with banana

they would make your eyes water

really not sure who taught her… 8 more words



A quite ravenous chap from Burundi

Gorged on pastries most weekdays bar Monday

when he’d feast on pork chops

steaks, pies chips and roll-mops

and leftovers he’d kept from last Sunday


Saturday Humor

there’s a light at the end of the tunnel

i’ve been clearing the clutter away

it’s been such a painful experience

because the clutter wants to stay.. 59 more words