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Riding the Cotton Pony

Let’s talk period sex.

The stereotype is that men are generally turned off my menstrual blood. In theory, I can see why.

  1. Period blood has a funny, girly smell (side note: nothing is worse than walking into a public bathroom stall and smelling the last girl’s aunt flow).
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Why Modern Dating Makes Me Want To Punch Myself In The Throat

As a 22-year-old single woman I’m pretty much living in the thickest part of the modern hookup culture perfecting the art of getting the right guy to buy you a drink at a bar, crafting the perfect response to a text to make you seem just interested enough, taking the proper five seconds to

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The single life

Life has a way of mocking the chronically single. Normally it’s the millions of couples you see on trains, restaurants at the movies, etc. And if you try and avoid them and hole yourself up at home your perpetual state of singledom is highlighted to you via the movies/TV/social media. 115 more words


The Lowdown


we were the perfect couple.

A dog and a blog away from being the apple pie, rosy cheeked duo adored by all. 200 more words


Going Halvsies on Dating

Dating is all or nothing. It’s a shame. You don’t get to keep the parts you like and toss the parts you don’t. You don’t get to keep half the person and kick the rest of him (or her) to the curb. 631 more words

Short Essay

Dear Daniel,

I’m so fucking disappointed at you even though I have no right to be so, wait! Yes I do! I have all the right to sad and angry at you! 925 more words


Part 178: Excitement

My friend’s sister is getting married and we’re all just fucking sick about it. It’s not jealousy, for once — we really do think she is making a terrible, terrible mistake. 961 more words

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