- You sweat. And not gracefully. I mean, the really gross, pig kind of sweating. He always smells like Gillette.
- There’s always this crease of worry between his eyebrows when he talks to you and he maintains a distance of at least six feet between the two of you and always keeps his eye on the door. 415 more words
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26 Signs He's Basically Gilbert Blythe But For Goodness' Sake You're No Anne Shirley (In Other Words, Give Up Dear)
- You’re so hopped up on this guy that you literally refuse to see his faults, i.e., bad dress sense, acne, and the fact that he’s pretty boring. 354 more words
- By all means, live high on the hog with your tuition refund during your freshman year. Go to Goodwill to your heart’s content, eat cheeseburgers like there’s no tomorrow, buy lip gloss you’ll never wear, and books you won’t have time to read. 331 more words