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When the cop is there and you have no idea- Priceless

Today I was minding my own business as I sat at a red light. The sun had just dipped below the horizon as dusk descended on the area. 551 more words

Police Blog

What I Learned From Parenting #2 (Literally)

I am not an expert when it comes to parenting and motherhood. Nor do I plan on giving advice when it comes to these topics. There are plenty of mommy blogs for that sort of thing. 935 more words


The Petrolholics' Podcast: Episode 2

Episode 2 – Koenigsegg Skid Marks

Click here to listen to the second Petrolholics’ Podcast!

Tom and Carmen discuss Fernando Alonso’s crash in Barcelona, which turned out to be much more serious then speculated. 156 more words


Number 2: A Meditation on European Toilets

My fascination with toilets goes back to when I realized on my first overseas trip that not everyone was privileged to have a giant “American toilet” that uses five gallons of water for every five ounces of urine. 504 more words

Essays For Giggles

Skid marks

I can’t comment on little girls. But I know little boys. So when I tell you that little boys don’t wipe their bottoms properly I can only assume that little girls are the same. 477 more words


Skid and Nancy

I haven’t written anything disgusting in a while so here goes…

I’ll start with a very obvious, very true statement:  kids are gross.  They are vile, disgusting creatures, engaging in behavior that would be vilified if they weren’t little and cute and operating in that glorious euphoric bubble that is only possible by being completely ignorant of social norms and customs.  326 more words



I have finally found proof that God doesn’t exist.

He made man in his own image, and put the arsehole in the wrong place. Now, surely God shits, he should have known better or are immortal beings beyond the simple act of defacation… 609 more words