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Tips from a Reform(ing) Slob

This is not a confession.  Everyone who knows me, knows I’m a slob.  But I want to be a reformed slob, a once-was slob.  I really do. 392 more words


Self Portrait as Harmony as Symphony

We stare with each other
and the crowd looks at
us to sing, bright skin,
blue dresses on you, three
shades, one gun, one guitar… 52 more words

People with excuses on why they don't make their beds

I don’t care if you’re just “going to get back in it.” Make you’re bed. 

– Orion Coltrane

I Dislike Almost Everything

Riding dirty: Do not throw out all your stuff on account of the KonMarie method!

The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up
By Marie Kondo
Ten Speed Press
224 pp; $20

It began in the autumn. I barely noticed at first, but soon it was everywhere — by now, we have hit peak KonMari Method madness. 826 more words


Wired EIC Scott Dadich Fights the Epic Battle Against Messy Writers

A memo from Wired editor in chief Scott Dadich instructing staffers in the new San Francisco office to keep it looking clean and start-up fresh was widely mocked on social media after it was… 425 more words

Conde Nast

The Slob Report

On December 7th, a chilly and wet day, I walked down to the wailing wall at the trestle to see if there was any wailing going on. 358 more words

Region Of Queens

Glamour shots? Maybe no, maybe yes ...

As she hauled out her trash can this morning as I dumped out several bags of weekly debris on the driveway for the obligatory photo ops, my neighbor discreetly asked “What are you doing?” (I’m sure she’d been building toward this; more than once she’d driven by and meekly waved as I performed this chore.) 153 more words