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25 Signs Adulting Isn’t For You

  1. You only clean your apartment when guests come over
  2. By “clean” you mean “shove everything under the bed”
  3. You’ve accidentally used body wash instead of shampoo…
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prosthetic good looks

yesterday i saw a lot of physically revolting people in duncan — giant obese people, short ugly troll people, white trash with pants falling halfway down their asses, mouth breathers, etc. 182 more words

Rough Day at Work

I had a rough day at work today. My job is demanding in the sense that I have a lot to do in a short time frame. 320 more words


Trouble in Paradise

Been staying with Jeff for quite a while now. It’s a little bit of a weird situation. I’ve had people accuse me of taking advantage of him. 357 more words


What's worth doing?

So i was having this conversation with a friend concerning the ethicality of exploring something that we might not completely understand and fully explore in our lifetime or in the next few hundred years or ever. 459 more words



If there’s a race for slobs
I’ll surely win it:
I just wet the bed
And I’m not in it!