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Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold (And Unwashed)

There are many reasons why parents are excited about their teenagers growing up and moving out. For me, one thing that I am really going to enjoy about my kids moving out onto their own will be visiting them and spending the afternoon or evening in their place doing something with them like watching sports on TV. 206 more words

Everyday Life

Miracles Still Happen After All

It is obvious to me that not everyone who grabs one of those motorized battery-powered shopping carts at the supermarket are handicapped in any way. I have often thought that a lot of people who latch onto those things are simply fat and lazy. 125 more words

General Interest

Do Unto Neighbors...

The pervert with his robe agape
To best show off his fat
The mother down the hall who’s proud
To raise her two mean brats… 108 more words

Humour

Here Piggies, Piggies!

Hello, allow me to introduce myself.  My name is Vera Ashwood.  You don’t know me, but I know plenty about you.  I know how many children you have, the number of furry friends that are in your house, where you dream of going to on vacation and what kind of sense of humour you have.  383 more words

Cleaning Up

Cleaning Up

You cleaned up. Yes, you did! Ah, success!
Things were tidy at last, more or less.
You’d accomplished your goal–
pretty much, on the whole. 15 more words

tim horton's hubbub

i read in the news lately that tim horton’s and starbucks have been lying to customers about how they are recycling their disposable paper cups, and people are outraged about it. 223 more words