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#TuesdayMotivation - 7.11.17

There are many things to be thankful for this awesome Tuesday. Even when days seem the longest and nights the shortest you can always remember that joy is coming. 123 more words

Advice

How To Get A Free Slurpee At 7-Eleven Today

Did you forget? It’s July 11, or 7/11, which means today is the day you can get a free Slurpee at 7-Eleven. 138 more words

Food & Personal Care

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

Five Narwhal Complaints

Arctic waters are too damn cold

Tusking makes me feel awkward

Belugas be trippin’, yo!

Those Deadliest Catch goobers pee overboard

Me so horny… 157 more words

Humor

Elmhurst 7-Elevens Brace for Onslaught of '420' Customers


by Dave Noble, City News Editor

ELMHURST – Fully staffed and prepared to serve a staggering number of candy bars, Slurpees and anything spinning on hot metal rollers behind the glass counter, employees of local 7-Elevens are expecting a huge spike in sales today as an estimated 10,000 Elmhurst residents will partake in the counterculture holiday “420”. 329 more words

The Elmhurst Funion

MM: February 20

The weather last week was beyond great for February! Last Monday was the chilliest day, and it wasn’t even that cold, but we made chili and had Michelle over for chili and cinnamon rolls. 169 more words

Ramblings

Daddy's Little Monster

I can never have slurpees from 7-
Eleven without seeing Em’s pockmarked
face hidden inside crystals. Or bruises
on bananas that made lame excuses. 173 more words

Poetry

Kidding About Money

We are discussing how we earned money as a kid.

I  remember that I got allowance for a short time. My friend,( who lived a few doors up), and I decided to have a club. 844 more words

Life