Five Narwhal Complaints
Arctic waters are too damn cold
Tusking makes me feel awkward
Belugas be trippin’, yo!
Those Deadliest Catch goobers pee overboard
Me so horny… 157 more words
by Dave Noble, City News Editor
ELMHURST – Fully staffed and prepared to serve a staggering number of candy bars, Slurpees and anything spinning on hot metal rollers behind the glass counter, employees of local 7-Elevens are expecting a huge spike in sales today as an estimated 10,000 Elmhurst residents will partake in the counterculture holiday “420”. 329 more words