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Five Narwhal Complaints

Arctic waters are too damn cold

Tusking makes me feel awkward

Belugas be trippin’, yo!

Those Deadliest Catch goobers pee overboard

Me so horny… 157 more words


Elmhurst 7-Elevens Brace for Onslaught of '420' Customers

by Dave Noble, City News Editor

ELMHURST – Fully staffed and prepared to serve a staggering number of candy bars, Slurpees and anything spinning on hot metal rollers behind the glass counter, employees of local 7-Elevens are expecting a huge spike in sales today as an estimated 10,000 Elmhurst residents will partake in the counterculture holiday “420”. 329 more words

The Elmhurst Funion

MM: February 20

The weather last week was beyond great for February! Last Monday was the chilliest day, and it wasn’t even that cold, but we made chili and had Michelle over for chili and cinnamon rolls. 169 more words


7-Eleven Introduces Local Flavor Slurpees

7-Eleven has introduced thirteen local flavor Slurpees. They range from Cactus Cooler and Buffalo Loganberry to Manzanita Sol. All are limited time offers. If the chart below is too hard to read, try clicking… 17 more words


Daddy's Little Monster

I can never have slurpees from 7-
Eleven without seeing Em’s pockmarked
face hidden inside crystals. Or bruises
on bananas that made lame excuses. 173 more words


Kidding About Money

We are discussing how we earned money as a kid.

I  remember that I got allowance for a short time. My friend,( who lived a few doors up), and I decided to have a club. 844 more words


SoCal Rambling

Southern California Living.

San Pedro, CA (also known as the Port of LA), where I work as a shoreside marine engineer supporting a small fleet of tugboats. 144 more words