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A Poem for Today

Parking lines will begin to fade,

Stop signs won’t have a say.

Traffic lights will command the colorblind,

and the limits of speed will be hard to find. 231 more words

barefoot and bicycles ... Cherry Coke Sorbet

As a kid, I spent about 99.5% of my summer bouncing from one neighbor’s pool to the next. Such is the life of an Arizona suburban kid. 919 more words

Frozen Treats

10 Things That Make Me Happy {Summer Edition}

Sometimes, I just feel… happy! And I’m not going to apologise for it. I like to consider myself a pretty happy person. My husband will attest to the fact that when I get excited, I get  730 more words


#TuesdayMotivation - 7.11.17

There are many things to be thankful for this awesome Tuesday. Even when days seem the longest and nights the shortest you can always remember that joy is coming. 123 more words


How To Get A Free Slurpee At 7-Eleven Today

Did you forget? It’s July 11, or 7/11, which means today is the day you can get a free Slurpee at 7-Eleven. 138 more words

Food & Personal Care


Five Narwhal Complaints

Arctic waters are too damn cold

Tusking makes me feel awkward

Belugas be trippin’, yo!

Those Deadliest Catch goobers pee overboard

Me so horny… 157 more words