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A Poem for Today

Parking lines will begin to fade,

Stop signs won’t have a say.

Traffic lights will command the colorblind,

and the limits of speed will be hard to find. 231 more words

barefoot and bicycles ... Cherry Coke Sorbet

As a kid, I spent about 99.5% of my summer bouncing from one neighbor’s pool to the next. Such is the life of an Arizona suburban kid. 919 more words

Frozen Treats

10 Things That Make Me Happy {Summer Edition}

Sometimes, I just feel… happy! And I’m not going to apologise for it. I like to consider myself a pretty happy person. My husband will attest to the fact that when I get excited, I get  730 more words

Life

#TuesdayMotivation - 7.11.17

There are many things to be thankful for this awesome Tuesday. Even when days seem the longest and nights the shortest you can always remember that joy is coming. 123 more words

Advice

How To Get A Free Slurpee At 7-Eleven Today

Did you forget? It’s July 11, or 7/11, which means today is the day you can get a free Slurpee at 7-Eleven. 138 more words

Food & Personal Care

FIVE RANDOM FIVE

Five Narwhal Complaints

Arctic waters are too damn cold

Tusking makes me feel awkward

Belugas be trippin’, yo!

Those Deadliest Catch goobers pee overboard

Me so horny… 157 more words

Humor

Elmhurst 7-Elevens Brace for Onslaught of '420' Customers


by Dave Noble, City News Editor

ELMHURST – Fully staffed and prepared to serve a staggering number of candy bars, Slurpees and anything spinning on hot metal rollers behind the glass counter, employees of local 7-Elevens are expecting a huge spike in sales today as an estimated 10,000 Elmhurst residents will partake in the counterculture holiday “420”. 329 more words

The Elmhurst Funion