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Scott Simon had this dipshit named Dov Seidman over to his studio this morning to discuss the Wells Fargo bogus accounts scandal from the perspective of corporate reputation management in times of crisis. 3,194 more words
After all, it’s just terrible, isn’t it?
Inb4 “not all men”, 1. nobody ever says that, 2. it’s an Appeal to Special Snowflake. 375 more words
It's a terrible thing to lose your mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is, and not just for Dan Quayle.
downThe Insurance Schmuck is attending a wedding doubleheader this weekend. The first wedding took place last night in Gatsbyland, the part of the Guyland that publicly defined the up-and-coming for all Americans, not just for those stuck on a big-ass pile of glacial debris. 1,359 more words