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Dem bitches flake cuz you ain't shit

yo dem bitches flaked on me too cuz my lil punk ass ain’t shit. Nuthin wrong wit Lying to dem modern bitches cuz dem bitches ain’t got no integrity.

Relationships

Down on the Motherfucking Farm

Strangers often assume that I went to Stanford when they see my ballcap. It’s a fair point, but the cap was a gift. All I feel like saying about the details is that I have some family connections to their old school, not mine, and if these details seem so compelling, you’re free to figure them out for your own damn self. 2,405 more words

College-educated Elites

What is sexual harassment?

To be blunt, here we go again. Not to worry, it’ll get worse before it gets better. Hey, baby, are you Sigmund Freud? Because I wouldn’t mind having you pull down my pants, lay me down on a couch, and “analyze” me, if you know what I mean. 6,189 more words

Poors

Singularity...A Slow Death?

Everyone in this world has once had the thought.. “Am I doing to die single?” (cats optional of course)

But in my case, this question has surmounted into a very probable reality. 406 more words

Abysmall

I, for one, would rather have Geraldo Rivera grab my ass than permanently wreck my own body cutting cauliflower for bourgeois ingrates

That’s a much more coherent and pertinent statement than it should be. I’m skeptical about the syntax, but like Geraldito before the society ladies, it shall stand. 1,463 more words

College-educated Elites

Travels with G. K. Chestrubber

Geez, Ole, it sounds like the Keillor boy, the one who went down to the Twin Cities to seek his fame and fortune, let the power go to his head and got himself involved in a little ja, don’tcha know. 4,386 more words

College-educated Elites

Advent for assholes

Sure enough, Dickinson Fucking College got in on Giving Tuesday. That crew never misses an opportunity to forcibly board a bandwagon and chase the almighty dollar. 2,630 more words

College-educated Elites