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I'm An Ass, And I'm Sorry

By Tardsie

Man, you have no idea how many times I find myself saying or thinking that.

Have a great weekend, folks! 6 more words

Douchebaggery

The Anaheim Angels Of Anaheim: Why They're Bad For America

By Smaktakula

Here’s Why:

1) Superfluous. The LA-OC Metro Area is also the home the more historic and culturally significant Los Angeles Dodgers (of Los Angeles), and the Southern California area already includes the Padres, San Diego’s semi-pro ball club. 232 more words

Culture

Tardsie's True-Ass Tales: Frogboy

By Tardsie

In which, through an act of reprehensible drunken thuggery, we learn a very valuable lesson about our behavior.

First of all, I am in no way responsible for Frogboy’s undignified, if appropriate, sobriquet. 1,062 more words

Culture

People Of Size Demand To Be Represented In Diabetes Commercials

By Smaktakula

Anywhere you travel across this great land, you’re very nearly guaranteed to see obese people. Whether they’re wolfing down a score of Whoppers at Burger King or zipping through the mall on their scooters, with cell phones to their ears and an extra-large bucket of soda in the drink tray, their gelatinous buttocks spilling over the seat–blubbery humanoids are becoming an everyday facet of American life. 408 more words

Culture

Jabba The Hutt Mulls Republican Bid

By Smaktakula

Republicans are giddy with the rumors that famed intergalactic crimelord Jabba the Hutt is mulling a bid for their party’s nomination.  Although the gelatinous gangster denies the rumors, supporters say that Jabba’s no-nonsense approach to fiscal policy, proven opposition to smugglers and fanatical hatred of unions puts him in good stead with the conservative elite.   67 more words

Culture

Don't Be Too Free With The Pee

By Smaktakula

If you ever find yourself uttering the words, “Oh come on now–who HASN’T pissed all over the receiver of a public phone once or twice in his life? 51 more words

Culture

Smaktakula Returns 'For Love Of Promethean Times'

By Tardsie

Smaktakula’s legion of slavishly devoted fans, groupies and stalkers will be delighted to know that Promethean Times’ head writer has reconsidered his decision to retire from journalism… 325 more words

Stupidity