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The Last Thing You See Before The Ship Sinks

All the rats are making a run for it, but this fellow, Rep. Bob Dold (R-IL, not the creepy former Viagra salesman Bob Dole) has an ad — PAID FOR BY THE NRCC — in which he explicitly… 26 more words


The Morning Quote

Today’s quote comes to us from future-former Senator Mark Kirk:

Senator Mark Kirk mocks disabled Iraq war vet Tammy Duckworth in debate for her mixed-race heritage: …

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Fun Responses to Internet Trolls

If you’re a vocal woman on the internet, it’s only a matter of time before some bridge dwelling troll decides to take his anger with not getting laid (because he’s gross and we all have standards) on you. 331 more words


Frank Luntz Speaks!

Magic Conjuring Words Professional Frank Luntz, we recently learned keeps a life-size replica of the Oval Office complete with a simulated Monica Lewenski blue dress somewhere in one of his mansions. 149 more words


News That Will Drive You to Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

It’s a simple, 937-page, one-handed reading (if you know what I mean and I think you do) of how the ‘mos are all going to hell in a cunning hand basket (with matching luggage, bien sûr) written by our friends at Mass Resistance, who tell us with a straight face (see what I did there?) that it is “A unique and essential resource for the lay person” (if you know what I mean and I think you do). 36 more words


Noot Strikes Back!

For the record, @megynkelly was wrong, i don't have anger management issues. I do have media bias issues!

— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) October 26, 2016…

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