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Actually, I Know There's No "May Be" About It. I Read The News

Unless you’re joining me for dinner, I generally see no need to discuss my meal plans or eating habits with you.

And though old-fashioned it may be, I apply this same logic to… 6 more words

Thoughts Profound And Otherwise

One Lump of Stupid or Two, Katrina Pierson?

The Pivot Continues!

We imagine Kellyanne Conway is reaching for the Cap’n Crunch and Bailey’s.

“ hasn’t changed his position on immigration, he has changed the words that he is saying.”


Bachelor Richie Episode 10 FROCK WATCH!

Morning, lovers.  Let’s Frock Watch until we’re blue in the face and gasping for a boxed claret!


Without question the STONE FOX of the night.  416 more words


I'm better than this.

Quizes by The Oatmeal are fun.

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Bachelor Richie: The One Where Two More Brunettes Lose their Lives

Welcome to the first week sans Keira, lovers.  We know this is going to be painful so let’s just rip off the band-aid and hope the scab hasn’t gone gangrenous. 942 more words


How's That Pivot Going, Kellyanne?

Kellyanne Conway’s work is cut out for her:

Tried watching low-rated @Morning_Joe this morning, unwatchable! @morningmika is off the wall, a neurotic and not very bright mess!

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So obvious yet so many idiots still don’t have a clue.

Don't look cool as fuck on the train pic.twitter.com/bWykBmesXJ

— Hitmonjake (@jake_likes_naps) July 3, 2016