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walking and chewing gum at the same time is hard

It is no secret to those who know me very well that I am clumsy. Grace is most definitely not my middle name. I literally can NOT walk and chew gum at the same time. 735 more words

Jodie

this weekend's moment of Dan

Tae Kwon Do belt testing all weekend long means lots of awesome like this:

and this

and this

but not so much this

:::sigh:::

Just like in dance and cheer, there is always that one ( 195 more words

Daniel

and now I shall assemble my entourage

So early this morning, before I took Daniel to school, I answered a tweet from a reporter in New York City. The next thing I knew I was putting on makeup, fixing my hair and trying to find the right place to sit and casually FaceTime with the same reporter talking about the ladies of The View. 697 more words

In The News

talented

Not to brag or anything, but I am a pretty talented person. It’s not bragging when I repeat ┬áback what people have told me over the years. 739 more words

In The News

what makes me a PTA reject

Yes, I am that mom. I am a PTA reject.

Why are you even remotely surprised?

Now it’s not that I didn’t try. Back when Hollie was a bright-eyed little kindergartener, I did sign on to join and I enthusiastically planned to attend all the meetings and take on all the projects. 515 more words

Daniel

dreaming dreams

I dream a dream

I dream a dream where my desk will forever always be as uncluttered as I wish my mind would be.

Because this literally took me all day to do. 243 more words

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