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I will not make you a meal plan

I am a dietitian. And I do not want to make you a meal plan. I do not want to make you a diet chart. I do not want to put you on a six week program. 535 more words

Eeyore Quotes To Make You Smile and Think

As the world’s most pessimistic donkey, these great Eeyore quotes illustrate just how gloomy and snarky he really is.

1.) “It’s not much of a tail, but I’m sort of attached to it.” – Eeyore… 374 more words

Books

When a fool is born, he becomes many things

Not the least likely of these a poet.

And while my pen reassures me staunchly,

“Not you!”

The paper snickers gladly.

Poem

Well...

Dear Annie: My son and daughter-in-law have been married for about three years. She used to be a very nice girl when dating my son. When they told me they were getting married, it was just so that she could be put on my son’s health insurance because she couldn’t work anymore. 1,196 more words

Advice

Cooking is Hard!

I want to start off by saying that as a dietitian, it’s not part of our job description to be able to cook. Or create individualized menus. 738 more words

Author YouTube: "Bring Me Back My Rose" (Horror | Humor)

Fiddled around some more with my new camera and editing software today. The steamworks on YouTube is slowly getting up and running. I also discovered how to do subtitles. 27 more words

Memory Bound

Snark Markers

I’ve just started delving into embroidering on marine vinyl. I love the sharpness of the design you get on it; there are no fabric pulls or bunching. 30 more words

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