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Cool girl. Crazy bitch.

“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes, and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. 724 more words

Where Was It Said: Wiggleground or in Bed?

Sometimes you’ll be looking for a little pick-me up and find yourself in the wonderful establishment known as Wiggin Street Coffee. You’ll sit down and sip your beverage. 181 more words

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The Decline of Polite Society - Evidence, Fueled By My Cranky Mood

I’m in that kind of mood. The kind of mood that  sullenly observes the decline of our society and grumbles about it not coming soon enough. 610 more words

When you're sleeping with a bartender...

It’s just good sex. It’s just good sex. it’s just good sex.

GREAT SEX. Don’t take anything else seriously. It doesn’t mean anything else. It’s just good sex. 279 more words

Ballad

A ballad is a song sung out an open window by an Italian man in one of those terrible hats, you know the ones, to an uncaring world. 455 more words