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#SorryMom

Mother’s Day — filled with brunches, homemade gifts from the heart, old photos and reminiscing on how much your mom has shaped your life. In all honesty one day is not enough to love and appreciate moms — because let’s be honest, they put up with some ish that isn’t fit to be mentioned — but this year people have decided to come clean. 336 more words

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5 Differences Between What You Tell Your Mom Vs. What You're Really Thinking

1. “How was your day?”

What you tell your mom: “good!”

What you’re really thinking: “I have $8 in my bank account and twenty-seven things to do but it would sound whiny to complain to you at this point — please offer me money. 226 more words

Good Riddance.

Ok, thanks for that Buzzfeed. You gave me yet another totally inappropriate idea for a blog post. (Mom, you probably will not like this one.) But, I have some plans for my funeral. 724 more words

Personal Stuff

Loneliness, emptiness, sadness...

Otra vez ese sentimiento de imperfección, de impotencia, de vacío. Me lastima no poder ser lo que mi madre quiere. Creí que ya lo había superado, pero simplemente lo oculté en lo más profundo de mi ser. 352 more words

Dana*

Cool girl. Crazy bitch.

“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes, and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. 724 more words

Where Was It Said: Wiggleground or in Bed?

Sometimes you’ll be looking for a little pick-me up and find yourself in the wonderful establishment known as Wiggin Street Coffee. You’ll sit down and sip your beverage. 181 more words

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