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Pottermore and the Misplaced Hogwarts Invitation

Like many people my invitation to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry was lost in the mail. It is the only logical reason I am still living in the muggle world, instead of fulfilling my true calling as a mid level desk clerk at the Ministry of Magic. 415 more words


The Kind of? Broadway Sorting Hat: Pride and Prejudice

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be sorted into the proper Hogwarts house. Today, we sort of the ladies and men of varying levels of gentility of Pride and Prejudice. 1,176 more words

Sorting Hat

Looks like the Sorting Hat's got a case of the Mondays

Sorting Hat, we need to talk about your latest song.

First of all, let’s get one thing straight: “pair” and “Ravenclaw” is barely a slant rhyme. 266 more words

You call that a Sorcerer's Stone?

Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg was approached about directing the Sorcerer’s Stone, but his intention was to create an animated feature with Haley Joel Osment providing Harry Potter’s voice. 395 more words


Hi all,

My addiction with¬†Hogwarts house sorting is no secret. Today, I’m feeding that addiction by continuing this thing that somehow became a series, sorting book characters from outside the Harry Potter universe into the Hogwarts houses I think they belong in. 847 more words


TransGirlPresents... Harry Potter and the Prisoners of Gender Binary

‘Hmm,’ said a small voice in his ear. ‘Difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not bad cheekbones, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes – and a nice helping of empathy and compassion, now that’s interesting… So where shall I put you?’ 102 more words


Why I am a Hufflepuff and Proud of it

Loyal. Patient Hard-working. True. Rowling uses these words to describe the members of the Hufflepuff House at Hogwarts in her magical world described in the  243 more words