Like many people my invitation to Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry was lost in the mail. It is the only logical reason I am still living in the muggle world, instead of fulfilling my true calling as a mid level desk clerk at the Ministry of Magic. 415 more words
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be sorted into the proper Hogwarts house. Today, we sort of the ladies and men of varying levels of gentility of Pride and Prejudice. 1,176 more words
Sorting Hat, we need to talk about your latest song.
First of all, let’s get one thing straight: “pair” and “Ravenclaw” is barely a slant rhyme. 266 more words
My addiction with Hogwarts house sorting is no secret. Today, I’m feeding that addiction by continuing this thing that somehow became a series, sorting book characters from outside the Harry Potter universe into the Hogwarts houses I think they belong in. 847 more words
‘Hmm,’ said a small voice in his ear. ‘Difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage, I see. Not bad cheekbones, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes – and a nice helping of empathy and compassion, now that’s interesting… So where shall I put you?’ 102 more words