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Fauxhasset Paroder, 13th Edition: Time is not on town’s side

By Thamanda Crompson
Fauxhasset Paroder Staff Reporter

A possible rift in the space-time continuum, responsible for shaving 20 minutes off the Assembly of Chosen’s Marathon of Remarks a few weeks ago, may have widened, according to experts. 348 more words

Fauxhasset Paroder

Traffic Jam 

Yesterday, the Wee Little Miss and I were out running some errands, and decided to stop for some lunch at Applebee’s.

It took us a while to get inside, because there was a very slow motion traffic jam occurring just outside of the front door. 110 more words

Observations

Mysterious Disappearances

Things move in my house.  The matches were gone for days.  Pens disappear. I am constantly looking for my rings.  My meat defrosting in the sink disappears.   332 more words

Lifestyle

1234

No prayer for the dying or the undead
Entombed in halls of molding ancient stone
Their blood is black and thick which once ran red… 91 more words

Poems

Patent application

Patent application

To/  Mr One Biertankard
Patent office
Planck Centre
Zurich
Switzerland.

From/  A Kranc

Dear Sir

I hereby apply for a patent that will result in an increased capacity of any car park. 581 more words

Eorðdraca

Cockroaches of the Space Time Continuum

My mother always said, “Time Travelers are the cockroaches of the space time continuum.”

She should know. They love her. She hates them. I don’t blame her. 1,700 more words

Vampires

Voyage of time

days go by

turn into weeks

you lay on a bed

stuck in deep sleep

dreams become reality

parallel universe

your new home

while you keep travelling… 24 more words

Daily Prompt