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Why Are You Preparing? You're Always Preparing! Just Go!

I’m pretty sure I’ve drafted a run/fitness/diet/workout/life plan at least 6 times in the last month alone. And here I am at the end of April and haven’t started a thing. 662 more words

Running Plans - Fail + Fail / Fail = Fail!

Review: 'Matt Mercury - Plot of the Galactic Mastermind' (the future...the way it used to be)

Where overly heroic heroes and needlessly futuristic gadgets always save the day. Well, okay, mostly.

After rescuing the last survivor of an alien race of weapon-making molten men, Captain Matt Mercury (Matt Lavine) of the Rocket Rangers learns that Earth is in danger of being stolen away by the evil mutant super-genius Professor Brainwave (Bill Hughes), the once-human servant of the Galactic Mastermind! 479 more words

Crypt

The Asshole Song

Sometimes, just sometimes, I feel like I need to listen to this song and take comfort in the knowledge that I’m not the only person afflicted with the undesirable reality of having to deal with someone who is being a real asshole. 139 more words

Nonfiction

Carson Bracket 2nd Round Comedy MBM

The Carson Bracket is easily the toughest bracket of the tournament. The second round match ups are killers. Good Luck making your choices it will not be easy! 259 more words

Madness

Exit 47. I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Yesterday, I had two hours to kill away from my own neighborhood.  And when I say kill, I don’t mean this in a negative way, I mean I was looking forward to the peace and quiet.  715 more words

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Is Star Wars Relevant?

Star Wars is arguably the most popular science fiction franchise in history. Since the release of A New Hope in 1977, George Lucas’ dream has been defying expectations and reinventing the motion picture industry. 684 more words

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