Ladies and Gentlemen, today is your lucky day. I am going to share with you a secret that is guaranteed to prevent speeding tickets.
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My speedometer must be broken…. You must have me confused with another car… I think your radar gun needs calibrating… I think that super-fast deer over there is the one who should get the ticket… One of these statements is not a common excuse for trying to get out of a speeding ticket. 270 more words