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Daily Freier declares Code Red Satire Alert after Secret Tel Aviv opens a Sperm Bank

By Aaron Pomerantz

Last Updated 9/29/2016 at 8:00 PM

Tel Aviv, The Old North: The Daily Freier newsroom is currently in full panic mode, as news broke that Secret Tel Aviv opened a Sperm Bank.  393 more words


"I sure hope you know what you're getting yourself into..."

The most common reaction I get when I tell someone my plans…”I sure hope you know what you’re getting yourself into.”

And to that, I answer: “I don’t really think any parent has an idea what they’re getting themselves into.” 735 more words


Why be a Choice Mom?

Maybe one of the most difficult things about being a Choice Mom is telling people what I’m going to do and being met with confusion, doubt and the inevitable prompt to explain (read justify) my decision. 587 more words


Sperm Shopping Is No Joke

My search for a CryoBank (CB) began way back in grad school with Christian. I found all the ones anyone else would find when they google searched “sperm banks” and then was instantly overwhelmed with all the options. 643 more words


Overdrawn At The Sperm Bank - II

Yesterday I wrote about life imitating art, more or less, in my interpretation of a news story about an American sperm bank. Today my thoughts continue. 729 more words


Overdrawn At The Sperm Bank - I

There are times when fiction and reality seem indistinguishable. Sometimes comedy can ask some serious questions. Occasionally I see things in the news that have been foreshadowed by books or movies. 630 more words



As you all know from avidly reading my blog, Bingo was conceived with the aid of an anonymous donor: the same one we used to conceive the still-cooking Powerball.  1,154 more words