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Brand new Brand New!

I won’t lie to you, typing at this moment is difficult. You see, I’m too busy hyperventilating whilst rocking the fuck out to NEW BRAND NEW. 89 more words

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21 Girls Name The Specific Physical Quirk They Find Sexy In Guys

Found on AskReddit.

1. The way their back muscles move when they reach to grab something…sploosh!

I like men’s backs. I like the way they look in shirts, out of shirts, the way the muscles move when they reach to grab something. 631 more words

Beep beep sploosh.

I’ve come to the concusion that while car sex is not as awkward as some people made it out to be, I’d much rather find myself elsewhere for the act.

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Archer quotes set of 10 one inch magnets super awesome for fridge and whiteboards!

Archer quotes set of 10 one inch magnets super awesome for fridge and whiteboards!

Date #5: The Doubtful Professor

Pertinent stats: So there’s the part of me that’s like, “Listen to yourself.  You are not into him and you know it.” And then there’s the part of me that says, “But maybe you could be into him.   1,172 more words

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