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Freedonian Trade Surplus Soars With Wi-Fi Password Exports

DOS FLEDANS, Freedonia.  Mysklek Isioan has worked at the Uboglow Pl’woznk International Airport here since graduating with a major in logistics from a local community college fifteen years ago, but he says he’s never been busier than he was in 2017.  380 more words

Jags Player Reneges, Says Guarantee Was Mail-In Rebate

FOXBORO, Mass.  As Jalen Ramsey walked off the field following the Jacksonville Jaguars’ 24-20 loss to the New England Patriots in the AFC Championship Game yesterday, he received more than the usual amount of abuse dished out to losing players as they head into the visitors’ locker room at Gillette Stadium. 438 more words

Commemorate Year 1 of the Trump Presidency With... a Trumpy Bear?

It’s been an entire year since the inauguration of Donald J. Trump to the presidency of the United States, and what better way to commemorate the momentous occasion than with your very own Trumpy bear? 286 more words

Politics

On Finding a Honey Bee in the Snow

Today as I snow-shoed my way around the farm,
I stopped in my tracks, and extended my arm
Downwards at something glimpsed in the snow. 119 more words

Ask Mr. Vocabulary

Got a knotty homonym problem?  Depressed because you’re in a subjunctive mood?  Ask Mr. Vocabulary–if he doesn’t know the answer, he’ll look it up!

Dear Mr. 753 more words

Outlook unknown

This title could go in several different ways, as it is quite telling. For example:

  • What will happen with my job search? I am still on the market, and although I have had some preliminary interviews that I think went well, I now have to play the waiting game and see if any of these prelim interviews turn into campus interviews.
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Writing

Poetry for Cats

Call me crazy, but I like to write poetry.

For cats.

Cats are a good training ground for poets. They are largely indifferent to poetry, like the overwhelming majority of people, but that still makes them a more receptive audience than my wife, who is openly hostile to the stuff. 802 more words