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The Randomness 8/24 - "Fake Ass and Stuck Keys"

You haven’t lived until you touched a fake ass.

No, I didn’t touch Ryan Lochte (that’s touching a bleached asshole, and I never touched one before and don’t want to touch one), but I did massage a female guest that had one of the weirdest body shapes I’ve seen. 1,412 more words

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Harlem Globetrotters set to tip off in San Antonio later this year!

Ninety years of fancy ball-handling and trick shots will land in San Antonio near the end of 2016. The Harlem Globetrotters, “featuring some of the most electrifying athletes on the planet,” will showcase their talents in the AT&T Center on Dec. 229 more words