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Clown Car Sputters On. Thanks a Lot, MSNBC

The Republican debate spectacle is like crappy homemade porn shot by 7th graders using homeless actors with super-8 cameras. Crappy bing chiba boing boing music at what’s supposed to be a Bach opera. 180 more words

Clown Car Sputters On. Thanks a Lot, MSNBC

Cross Posted at Magnana Mouse.

The Republican debate spectacle is like crappy homemade porn shot by 7th graders using homeless actors with super-8 cameras.  Crappy bing chiba boing boing music at what’s supposed to be a Bach opera. 180 more words

Rick Santorum Is Announcing His Run For President With A Catchy New Country Song

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Good news! Everyone’s favorite gun-toting, pro-life, homophobic former United States Senator will reportedly announce his run for presidency today. After being edged out by Mitt Romney in 2012, Rick Santorum is throwing his hat in the ring once again. 154 more words

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Acrosting Santorum

Sudden

Anal

Nuclear

Torrents

Of

Rectally

Unwonted

Matters of State.

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Poetry

Drinking Santorum?

Actually,Doug, the new Santorum cocktail sounds just disgusting:

[T]he Santorum, a milky mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters and chocolate flakes, seems to be sticking.

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The primaries thus far...

If you Google “primaries” you will see that of the 11 primaries, Mitt Romney has won 6, Rick Santorum has won 4, and… 58 more words

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The Price of Gas Chimera

Recently, Newt Gingrich—desperate to reverse his political fortunes now that he is looking up at both Mitt “My wife drives a couple of Cadillacs” Romney… 629 more words