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Rick Santorum Is Announcing His Run For President With A Catchy New Country Song

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Good news! Everyone’s favorite gun-toting, pro-life, homophobic former United States Senator will reportedly announce his run for presidency today. After being edged out by Mitt Romney in 2012, Rick Santorum is throwing his hat in the ring once again. 154 more words

Web Culture

Santorum Covers Balls (A Last Frothy Fling)

One last hurrah for the most entertainingly-named Presidential hopeful since the guy named Harding, because I will surely miss the constant covering of Santorum in the media. 208 more words

Media & Internet

Acrosting Santorum

Sudden

Anal

Nuclear

Torrents

Of

Rectally

Unwonted

Matters of State.

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This Acrostic Poem was inspired by… 40 more words

Poetry

Three Things:

1) MA101 is back up, running, and staffed, all three of which were dubious the last couple days. Some website issues happened at the same time as lots of non-website work, and the result was some unplanned and unannounced dead air on the site. 339 more words

Personal Life

Drinking Santorum?

Actually,Doug, the new Santorum cocktail sounds just disgusting:

[T]he Santorum, a milky mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters and chocolate flakes, seems to be sticking.

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Politics

Mainstream Media Catches Up to Disappearing Santorum - Links

Well, you heard it here first, folks, but now it seems like everyone else whose editors will let them use the word “poop-lube” in print is finally running the… 196 more words

Media & Internet

The primaries thus far...

If you Google “primaries” you will see that of the 11 primaries, Mitt Romney has won 6, Rick Santorum has won 4, and… 58 more words

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