Originally published last January 19, 2013.
I pondered for a bit, then I realize our direct translation for this great sea/pool migration is either “SEM BREAK YA’LL!” or “HOLY WEEK YA’LL!” 457 more words
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Iron Maiden set the metal world ablaze this week by releasing the cover art from their soon-to-be-released double album “Book of Souls”. While many fans of the band were impressed with the artwork, some were surprised to learn that Eddie’s new look is based on James Franco’s performance as the drug dealing hooligan known as Alien in Harmony Korine’s 2012 film “Spring Breakers”. 308 more words
Many people believe Spring Breakers to be a the film equivalent of a piece of do shit, I will name some of their points just to make this a more truthful analysis: 1. 1,119 more words
A spring beach filled orgy which features more spilling of alcohol than the drinking of it and suggestively sucking ice lollies. Everyone is thin and bronzed and free of anxiety, then cut to dark lecture halls where all this debauchery is a far away dream and a creepy Christian clapping circle where debauchery isn’t even a consideration. 454 more words