Fuck TV executives. No really, fuck them, they’re as bad as eighties stockbrokers; driving around in their fancy cars, snorting cocaine, making decisions to fuck everyone else over. 431 more words
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Can I just say that I’ve never really cared for April Fool’s Day?
In general, I’ve never really cared much for pranks. I suppose some of them can be funny, but usually I just think they’re unpleasant. 1,406 more words
Valentine’s Day is not a holiday I particularly care about. I do care about the days immediately after Valentine’s Day, when all of the chocolate goes on sale, but that’s about it. 758 more words
Oh boy, it’s that episode everyone except me loves.
Honestly I’ve been dreading getting to this episode because I know it’s a pretty popular one but I really don’t like it, and my reason for disliking it is weird and personal and kind of embarrassing and it’s not something I like talking about, but I have to talk about it because I have to review the episode and that means I have to say why I don’t like it and – and – 1,227 more words
Sigh. I don’t like this episode.
It’s difficult for me come up with anything interesting to say about this episode. I don’t like it, but I don’t hate it enough to go into a passionate rant about it. 1,410 more words
I recently came back from Korea (Seoul and Jejudo) and it was dope. I overcame my life-long fear of consuming/touching things with suction cups by eating nakji, which is just a squid some old lady pulls out of a fish tank then hacks into pieces with a cleaver. 378 more words