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SpongeBob Reviews: Season 1 (Culture Shock/F.U.N.)

Oh boy, it’s that episode everyone except me loves.

Honestly I’ve been dreading getting to this episode because I know it’s a pretty popular one but I really don’t like it, and my reason for disliking it is weird and personal and kind of embarrassing and it’s not something I like talking about, but I have to talk about it because I have to review the episode and that means I have to say why I don’t like it and – and – 1,227 more words


SpongeBob Reviews: Season 1 (Nature Pants/Opposite Day)

Sigh. I don’t like this episode.

It’s difficult for me come up with anything interesting to say about this episode. I don’t like it, but I don’t hate it enough to go into a passionate rant about it. 1,410 more words


Absorbent and Yellow and Porous is She

I recently came back from Korea (Seoul and Jejudo) and it was dope. I overcame my life-long fear of consuming/touching things with suction cups by eating nakji, which is just a squid some old lady pulls out of a fish tank then hacks into pieces with a cleaver. 378 more words

A-Y, Plan Z !

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Assignment Post

The Third Man May Have Been SpongeBob

I recently watched the highly acclaimed 1949 film, The Third Man, starring Joseph Cotton, Orson Wells, and a beautiful Italian actress named Alida Valli. The film was completely disconcerting, not because of Orson Welles malignant character nor the creepy lighting, but because I could swear that the theme music, played solely on the zither, is also the background music for… 311 more words

Life Is Weird

SpongeBob Reviews: Season 1 (Jellyfishing/Plankton!)

Oh, Jellyfishing.

It’s hard to talk about this episode without also talking about post-movie SpongeBob and the way it’s influenced fandom consensus on this and other pre-movie episodes. 1,933 more words


Squidward Tentafold

During my visit to T 4,
I let my mind soar,
I was boosted on caffeine,
To make my senses keen,
I took out a square sheet of paper, 17 more words