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Squirrels know a nut when they see one

My mom spanked a squirrel.

This memory re-emerged several days ago and then reasserted itself again this morning.

Mom takes a nice little handful of pills in the morning. 652 more words

Life

Slinkies Make Great Anti-Squirrel Devices

Who knew a child’s toy could ruin a squirrel’s day!

Squirrels are the worst! They’re always taunting cats. They chew through the wires in your attic. 73 more words

Features

Slinkies Make Great Anti-Squirrel Devices

Who knew a child’s toy could ruin a squirrel’s day!

Squirrels are the worst! They’re always taunting cats. They chew through the wires in your attic. 73 more words

Features

Squirreloquy

I talk to squirrels. They don’t speak to me.
I say, “Good morning! What a lovely tail!”
As if a cedar room inside their tree… 92 more words

Poetry

Slinkies Make Great Anti-Squirrel Devices

Who knew a child’s toy could ruin a squirrel’s day!

Squirrels are the worst! They’re always taunting cats. They chew through the wires in your attic. 74 more words

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Ahhh, Coffee!

I woke up a bit on the groggy side this morning. I actually slept until 9 am. That doesn’t happen often. It was difficult to stand and walk, but no different than most days. 304 more words

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