Let me explain what a “rulebook” is in my world. It’s that person who goes by the book on everything and if you slip up (according to their rules), they make a big stink. 1,315 more words
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I went running yesterday. Usually I stay in my apartment complex and run in circles, which I find incredibly boring. One reason is to avoid taking a spill because of the cracks and uneven places on the sidewalk, but another reason, another big reason is so I don’t have to hear or see anyone else. 502 more words
“She said that if I was ever in trouble, I should come to you for help.”
Goddamn. What exactly did I fuck up in my life to deserve this? 3,776 more words
Hey yo! – I’ve been feeding the squirrels during the snowstorm. If I am not on the ball, someone knocks on my window!
Jeopardy! – 370 more words
An Instagram user is learning not to mess with Beyoncé as the singer’s mother and the Beyhive are putting him on the radar of authorities. 194 more words