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Incentives Aren't Bribes

Let’s be clear about something:

Bribes are rewards for doing something wrong.

Incentives are motivation for doing something right.

(To be read a la Stephen Colbert’s definition of a balrog:) 80 more words

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And Now This: John Oliver Just Might Be a Journalist

Ever since his “Last Week Tonight” launched on HBO in April of 2014, people have been calling John Oliver names.

They keep insisting he’s a reporter or a journalist. 1,312 more words

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Ally Sheedy's Revenge on James Franco Results in Oscar Snub

  Actress Ally Sheedy, an ex-Brat Packer who has since fallen on hard times, has found a new claim to fame as part of the “MeToo – Time’s Up” bowel movement.  244 more words

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People think the next James Bond should be a woman, but the current 007's wife says otherwise

Oscar-winning actress Rachel Weisz doesn’t think her husband Daniel Craig’s successor as James Bond should be a woman, and she offered up a good reason. 598 more words

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Michael C. Hall Performing David Bowie's Song "Lazarus"

It can’t be just me right?  He sounds exactly like fucking Bowie.  I never knew Michael C. Hall could even sing and now that I think about, I still kind of don’t know if he can.   112 more words

Music

Liam Neeson Auditions For Cupid Using His "Special Set Of Skills"

Valentine’s Day is just two days away. If you haven’t already been struck by love, be on the look out for a new Cupid.

Apparently, Liam Neeson is tired of doing action films. 49 more words

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