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'Contract to Kill': Seagal is back!

If you’re a fan of action movies, it’s hard to go wrong with Steven Seagal, even late-period Seagal. 127 more words

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Madaxweyne Putin Oo Baasaboorka Ruushka Siiyay Aktarka Maraykanka Ee Steven Seagal

Madaxweynaha Dalka Ruushka Vladimir Putin ayaa baasaboorka rasmiga ah ee Dalkiisa, ku maamuusay aktarka Steven Seagal oo dhalashadiisu tahay Maraykan, 172 more words

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Kid Gets Smakced The Fuck Up For Throwing Shit At His Teacher

Hey you idiot, maybe think twice before you chuck shit at a Kung Fu master you dink. I mean sure this guy could be teaching Spanish or math but if you don’t think he moon lights on the side as a karate grand master with that pony tail you’re an idiot. 96 more words

Paterson

Adam Driver plays a bus driver called Paterson in a city called Paterson in the new film Paterson.¬†Yes it sounds boring, but unlike most bus journeys, it’s actually surprisingly enjoyable and doesn’t smell of wee (depending on where you see it). 317 more words

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Vladimir Putin presents Steven Seagal with a Russian passport

President Vladimir Putin has presented US action film star Steven Seagal with a Russian passport, the Associated Press reports. Putin called the gesture a sign of a thaw in relations with the United States, and it comes after he awarded Seagal Russian citizenship through a presidential decree earlier this month. 294 more words

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The Blemish Daily Recap (11/25/16)

One of the things I love about writing these daily posts for The Blemish is reading weird stories. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.

Steven Seagal One Step Away From Being Russian Vice President… 20 more words

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