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According to Steven Seagal, Mass Shootings Are Engineered... LOLWUT?

There are few things as vile to me as writing off genuine tragedies as either hoaxes or false flag operations.  The Neo-Nazis did it with the Holocaust, and now third-rate actor, martial artist and general loudmouth Steven Seagal is doing it with the mass shooting epidemic in the U.S.  703 more words


Slayer of Steven Seagals

I will write and draw a comic where a swordsman fights and defeats fifteen Steven Seagals.

First he fights Buff Big Sword Steven Seagal, which will be easy and introduce the swordsman’s prowess and simultaneously allowing the audience to sample what they’re gonna get from this comic; mainly Steven Seagal getting his ass kicked. 409 more words

Seagal Seeking Pregnant Woman To Marry

Steven Seagal loves craigslist and apparently pregnant woman also, read the below entry he posted earlier today:

Hi, I’m Steven. I’m 63 and 1/2 years old, 6 ft 4 inches tall, semi-attractive, have pretty eyes, employed in the kicking ass industry. 304 more words


Shadow Man

Howdy all you Supercultists out there on the interwebz! I’m Bad Movie Professor Cameron Coker (BS in “Steven Seagal” with a minor in “Shooting at helicopters until they blow up”) and I’ll be posting my hype-tacular speeches every week along with some long lost speeches from past Supercult Shows! 892 more words


Jazz and Legaes: Hard as Fuck Vendetta

Prologue: The Amazing Survivalist, Celebrity Edition

Former Utah Jazz basketball player Karl Malone sat in his beach chair along side his young wife, Nina. She had light brown skin and short, shoulder-length black hair. 21,017 more words

Fan Fiction

Jazz and Legaes Trailer

The following trailer has been approved to accompany this blog.

“On a remote island in the Pacific, Karl Malone, Steven Seagal, and an entire cast of celebrities get ready for the reality show; The Amazing Survivalist: Celebrity Edition. 540 more words


Steven Seagull


One of the most celebrated summer birds!


Meg Scanlon

Meg Scanlon