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Day #52: Take a Bath in Tomato Sauce

I’ve always heard that if you get sprayed by a skunk, the remedy is to take a bath in tomato sauce.  For decades, I’ve retained this backhanded remedy in the recesses of my mind. 192 more words


My Carpet Story

When we bought a new house, we knew that one room stinked.

I mean truly stink.

If you would go in there, there is a 100 % guarantee you will throw up. 176 more words

First Wold Problems

Locals Complain About Terrible Stench In North San Jose Neighborhood

SAN JOSE (CBS SF) — A sickening stench is hanging over a North San Jose neighborhood, despite recent sewer repairs.

The area affected is along Trimble Road between 1st and Junction, an area that is home to thousands of tech workers. 253 more words


Gas Pads

Ever had to fart and people were everywhere? It sucks, butt this pad has antimicrobial charcoal chambers that turn flatulence to sweet smelling bliss.  You too can pass California’s emission tests for dating and social events!

Check for more info!       $12.95

Ohútkȟaŋ Origins No. 2370

The prospect of learning a new language may seem too much to undertake. One way to succeed at learning a new language is to relate unknown terms, phrases, and words to known terms, phrases, and words.

For example,

sicamna (shee-chah-mnah) = stink


Oh, Foul, Cried I

mirror, mirror on the wall
speak dammit
as this reflection
offers no justice

one cannot hold
a nose over
the rank, putrid smell
of narcissistic arrogance… 30 more words

I have not been kidnapped...

Not by bad people anyways. It's my children. Send Clorox wipes, pizza, and endless wine.

I know I've been MIA for a bit – sorry about that – but I'm going to fill you all in, once I can get the smell out of my nose. 8 more words