You’ve got to feel pity for crabs.
Naturally I’m referring to the wee-itty-bitty pubic habitants.
They’re on the way out – fucked to a degree even they’ve never seen before. 703 more words
There is one undeniable fact about me that most people who know me would definitely agree with. I am one big, overgrown kid!
I am 42, with a massive appetite and a round belly that keeps pace with my eating, a rounder head which I shave everyday and the mental IQ of a second grade kid. 734 more words
It started out as an elaborate joke.
In 2010, my friend Christy and I, both editors in different cities for the same nationwide parenting website, had been on the phone discussing search engine optimization and the search queries people use to find information on the Internet. 601 more words
Good afternoon, fellow acquaintances. Today is the day I share my tale of eating fish eyes. Deep fried, crackling fish eyes.
Now, fish eyes are not the first thing that come to mind when considering a snack. 954 more words