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Are you single? (Quick and Dirty Short Stories) NSFW

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Are you single? 600 more words

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- No Drinky Drinky- Perfect Timing

 I feel like Edward Scissorhand(s) with a ring finger casualty. I do twitch the metal splint up and down when I am not banging it into things. 148 more words

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Man arrested after opening beer, announcing robbery

RAVENSWOOD, WV (WOWK) – Police have arrested a suspect after he allegedly opened a beer at a gas station before telling the cashier he was robbing the store. 191 more words

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7th-grader gets 'Most Likely to Become a Terrorist' Award

(CNN) — No, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is a real certificate that was typed up and presented to a 7th grader at Lance Cpl. 314 more words

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Sometimes my head is in the clouds
Sometimes I am down
Other times I just observe
Sometimes I just leave
Other times I stay
It is hard to predict… 110 more words

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Tattooed 'Joker' accused of pointing gun at traffic

MIAMI (AP) — Police in Florida have managed to arrest the Joker without Batman‘s help following reports of a green-haired man with tattoos on his face pointing a gun at traffic. 102 more words

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