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We interrupt this blog for Snowmageddon.

Beep a deep beep… this just in! Some fun wine stuff has been circulating on Facebook these days regarding the upcoming Snowmageddon that’s supposed to hit the Southeast over the next couple of days. 252 more words

Jealous Much?

Won-der-STRUCK!

So, every time I put on my perfume, Wonderstruck, I sing “You’ve been… Won-der-STRUCK!” to the tune of AC/DC’s Thunderstruck.  Every. Single. Time.  And then I feel bad because I’m singing about Taylor Swift’s perfume to AC/DC.  17 more words

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Blog Redux! The Top Ten, Christmas Style. Hates.

Top 10 Things I Hate About the Holidays (in no particular order)

  1. Christmas music!  Since when has it EVER been okay to play Christmas music in October? 
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Blog Redux! The Top Ten, Christmas Style. Loves.

Top 10 Things I Love About the Holidays (in no particular order)

  1. Christmas music!  I love that it comes on my satellite radio right after Thanksgiving and lasts until New Years Eve. 
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I'm so freaking smrt. Damn it!

So, this one time I was enrolled in classes and I realized that the content of one of them seemed oddly familiar and then I looked at my enrollment history and saw that I’d already taken the class two and a half years ago. 14 more words

Nasty Shit I Have To Deal With.

I needa pee?

Me: What? Swiffy’s not a word? Bull.

… 2 minutes later…

Me: I need a P.

Mr. Bug: Bathroom’s right there.

Me: Huh? Oh. No, I want to spell spiffy. 20 more words

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Supple what?!

The other day I was thinking that I might need a life coach to help me get on track and stay on track with all the crapola I have going on.  167 more words

Nasty Shit I Have To Deal With.