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With A Little Bit Of Cluck

Hurtling into a well deserved weekend that involves a hen night on Saturday (Bachelorette if in US) and likely losing Sunday entirely to sleep.

Been looking forward to it for ages and was nearly derailed by a bout of feeling ill but it’s all systems go, fortunately enough. 114 more words

Transition

Kim Kardashian makes it rain as a stripper... but it's just for her new Kimojis 

Kim Kardashian has updated her range of ‘Kimojis’ – and they are just as outrageous as fans would expect. 572 more words

What's FUZZing???

A comfortable, middle-class life.

Yesterday I sat silently for one hour in the lobby of the enrollment department at my local community college. My phone was on 3%, and I was counting on my GPS to find my way home through the constant rerouting and construction in my city, in which I’ve only lived for about a year. 839 more words

Adultentertainment

My Dear Anushka, the Stripper

It was a while before I finally found out that Anushka had been stripping. She had probably been at it for a good month or two before I caught her out, which is impressive since we live in a small flat together and have relatively little privacy. 1,014 more words

Sofia Vergara: My Boobs Are Everywhere! I Don't Want to Look Like an Old Stripper!

Sofia Vergara is one funny, talented lady. Her wit and talent have earned her a multiple Emmy and Golden Globe nominations and she is a significant part of what has made Modern Family such a tremendous success. 14 more words

Dreamer Versus Reality

A man has been jobless for five years because he is lazy to find a good job. His wife on the other hand is a stripper because that is the only way she can take care of their well-being. 183 more words

Poems

Funk Dat: Officer Confused For Stripper

Why did an officer in uniform check on a door that was propped open…. the officer who is in his 20s… said once he walked in he was greeted with cheers by the guests who were mostly women….  65 more words

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