AnElephantCant stay calm when it’s Xmas
If anything he acts even dafter
As the seasonal bells jingle
He feels his tactile trunk tingle
And his ears flap with joy at the laughter… 119 more words
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AnElephantCant teach you to speak French*
But please keep these thoughts in your mind
You can’t eat a futon**
Or sit on a crouton
Unless you have a tres petit behind 197 more words
* WARNING *
If you are of a delicate or sensitive disposition, please read another blog.
Any other blog, here or elsewhere.
This poem contains some elements of (alleged) humour which appeal to children of all ages but not at all to anyone with a semblance of maturity. 413 more words