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my seat

This morning I get on the train at the same spot I usually do.

I know this is the spot right in front of the trash can where the doors pull right up. 574 more words

Stuff I Wrote

Going to work

I wake up that morning and slap the alarm clock unironically and cliched-ly.

“6:34,” it reads in red digital line numbers.

I started setting my alarm for weird times in the morning. 700 more words

BLARG (blog)

The Old Roads and Other Stories

First of all, I am delighted to say that my story “The Old Roads” is up at the Burrow Press website, where you can read it for free. 166 more words


Forgot My Charger - Live at Maude Night (VIDEO)

Wrote this sketch based on a pitch from the very funny Joanna Hausmann! See herĀ on the Internet and lots of other things.

Stuff I Wrote

Ten Tall Tales

(and ten limericks, courtesy of Ramsey Campbell)

It is the tenth anniversary of NewCon Press, which is a very fine small press indeed run by Ian Whates. 96 more words


books to buy and read

Mostly, this blog post is all about telling you to buy things. Let’s think of it as an embarrassment of riches!

First of all, my new collection, … 337 more words


The Comedy Central Roast of the All-Knowing Orb [VIDEO]

Sometime in April or May my sketch team realized that we had about six or seven weeks to write a show for our slot at… 122 more words