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Essay: The Sanctity of a good f*ck

Everyone remembers their first fuck.

It’s a pivotal event that occurs generally between the ages of 10-12 that cleaves our childhood from our adolescence. It’s a galvanising moment where we tentatively begin the transition out of innocence into a greater, more ‘adult’ awareness of the world. 1,595 more words

Writing

A (whispered): “… and he said the e word.”
Me: “what word?”
A: “the e word, you know the e swear word.”
Me (thinking): “no actually I don’t.” (Aloud): “Umm – which word is that?” 42 more words

Education

Mixed berry oat grumble

Yes GRUMBLE, because I have had a banging headache for the last two days.

I follow Jack Monroe because frankly, they are a bloody legend. My effort here is directly inspired by their recent crumble recipe, although I’m not vegan (sorry Jack!) and I switched it up a little bit because I had bloody tons of oats, and I really bloody love the aforementioned oats. 209 more words

Kitchen Fuckery

Sunday

You can tell it’s Sunday, because I’ve gotten as far as onions, basil, garlic, and I’ve forgotten what else I put in there. I’m floating around my flat like some kind of fucking drooling DOOMCLOUD. 🤤 🧠🤪

Kitchen Fuckery

Chances Are You Might Have Already Cursed Before 11 A.M. This Morning!!

If you can’t manage to get out of the house without your morning coffee and dropping an F-bomb, you’ll be glad to know that you’re not alone. 211 more words

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Anatomy of a Workout

Plan:

Run up a hill, walk down, 10 times. In other words:

  1. Run up a hill. Walk down it.
  2. Run up a hill. Walk down it.
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The Average American Swears Their First Curse Word Before 11 A.M., According To A New Study

If you can’t manage to get out of the house without your morning coffee and dropping an F-bomb, you’ll be glad to know that you’re not alone. 231 more words

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