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LISTEN: Changes at ESPN's Mike & Mike, declining TV bowl ratings, Chris Berman's retirement and more

On this week’s sports & media podcast: Coverage of the College Football Playoff, Chris Berman’s retirement, which Mike does a better job on ESPN’s morning show, declining TV bowl ratings and much more. 12 more words

Sports Journalism

Kennedy to appear on cover of swimsuit issue (conditionally)

Fox Business News host and former MTV VJ Kennedy has revealed that she will appear on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue when former Virginia governor Jim Gilmore is elected president. 18 more words


Ben Cruz

His wife loves him. His kids love him. His Senate colleagues love him. Everyone loves him. Look at that face. How could you not?

When not standing up for the American Way or eating his own boogers, Ben Cruz moonlights as the Zodiac Killer.


Jork Kasiporta

Governor of Ohio, kinda sorta presidential candidate, self-proclaimed “Prince of Light and Hope”

Jork just wants his senpai to notice him.

Eds. note: Jork’s senpai is the Republican primary electorate.


Kwis Kwistie

Kwis Kwistie likes men with conviction and bad haircuts. Occasionally, he indulges in a fine 1937 Chianti and a box of dark Belgian chocolates from his porch, watching over the entire state of New Jersey crumble around him.


Donald Thatchrump

Winner. Fond of red bikinis that match his beard.

“I will wear a great bikini — and nobody wears bikinis better than me, believe me — and I’ll wear them very inexpensively. 38 more words


Rinie Sandfair

Democratic Communist from Vermont. Definitely not a member of the KGB. Wants to share everything equally with the other 99%.