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The Cobweborium Recommendation of the Week: TONIC!

I was doing a little ‘housework’ on the blog here and realised that I haven’t done a ‘recommendation’ for simply ages.  So here I am putting that right with something I’ve just begun using… 598 more words

The Cobweborium Emporium

Get Used To It, You Say? You Don't Know How It Feels To Suffer

The plastic pink flamingo is starting to get on my nerves.

I can see him from my window.

I think his name is Clark.

Bobby's Twangers, Mega Sour Gum & Pop

A middle-aged entrant to confectionery production and distribution club, Bobby’s of Bromsgrove, West Midlands have been around for over 40 years, producing savoury and sweet snacks, ice pops and even cakes. 748 more words


An Béal Mór

‘Good title,’ he thought. Our man was sitting at his antique, Georgian writing bureau at one o’clock in the morning. He had bought the bureau from one of the most prestigious antique dealers in D4 – in celebration of his very first paycheck many years earlier. 1,321 more words

Creative Writing

Olympians: Long Sleeves, Short Pants

Or: What I Think About When I Think About the Olympics

  • Volleyball players celebrate. They really celebrate. Each game has at least 42 points scored, and usually more than that.
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No Roses

I will never bring you roses,
I will always bring wildflowers,
I won’t buy some trifling symbol,
Better to walk, and pick for hours.
It is not my lot to show you… 46 more words



The message speaks for itself. And you wonder why I’m still single….