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You got me fucked up

See what you not goin do
Is  get me confused with someone who will take your shit
Let me tell you sis
You will not fuck with me… 81 more words


One Year of Sobriety

I’m five days early on this, but fuck it:

My name is Delicious Tacos, and I’m an alcoholic. My sobriety date is February 12th, 2014. I have a sponsor who has a sponsor. 1,574 more words


What is the Guch??

First of all Nan– you probably want to skip this one ( my grandmother reads my blog) 

First of all how the heck do you spell this???? 173 more words

The News At 4'10

If the heavens ever did speak

If I had to tell you I was off. I was sick and ill and let alone.  I pried for my weaknesses. I tried to find them.  45 more words


Letter to My 20 Year Old Self

It never ends. Just so you know. You’re almost forty now. Yesterday you nearly cried as you unfriended a college girl on facebook.* She wasn’t returning your texts.** She had a toad face and she was a shitty poet but she was the last girl who will ever like you. 222 more words

Winston Churchill's Dick

The things you don't know might just bite you in the...well, not the ass, exactly.

Last week I was discussing the taint with my friends (as you do) and wondered aloud how that part of your body even got a name and one of my friends was like, “ 152 more words

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