Donald Trump liked everyone, but he especially loved Mexicans. Unfortunately, Ted Cruz wasn’t Mexican, he was Canadian. All Ted Cruz wanted was for Donald Trump to like him, but Donald Trump would only play with Mexicans.
Bernie Sanders loved Mexicans, but didn’t like Barack Obama. Every time they met, Bernie Sanders would poke Barack Obama in the eye. Barack Obama would say: “I’m the president”, and Bernie Sanders would reply: “I’m Bernie Sanders”.