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The bartender hates you...

So here’s the thing: Dear women who wear so much lip stick that it takes me three minutes per glass you drink out of to get them clean, and I’m using a commercial dish washer, what the fuck is wrong with you? 144 more words

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Happy birthday...

So here’s the thing: Why do most people treat their birthday like some sort of celebration? I see achievements for celebration, or cultural mile stones for celebration, but why the hell do we celebrate the day we were born? 191 more words

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Chlorine my ass...

So here’s the thing: You remember being a kid and swimming at the local pool with all your friends while your mom or dad were sunbathing in the pool chairs with a nice buzz coming from the ice chest? 187 more words

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Different strokes...

So here’s the thing: There’s this trending haircut going around you may have noticed. It’s the comb over and a line shaved on one side and then that side shaved shorter than the comb over. 276 more words

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Hey man, where's my lid?...

So here’s the thing: I can’t stop laughing at one of one of my friends who is what we call a “Pot Head”. He enjoys the smoking of the weed and I can’t really blame him as I know some people who have bought some nuggs from him from time to time. 87 more words

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It can't be my fault...

So here’s the thing: I cut the shit of my finger tonight at work. I was opening up our patio garage doors when one got stuck. 255 more words

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I'm sorry...

So here’s the thing: I just got off work about fifteen minutes ago and I did my normal late night routine which includes stopping by the gas station and getting a diet Dr. 403 more words

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