So here’s the thing: Who the hell are these “knife people”? You’re probably thinking “what knife people”? Settle down bubba, I”m gonna tell you. The “knife people” are the people who when you’re having a casual conversation with somebody at the coffee shop or supermarket and notice a loose thread on your shirt, these people produce a knife from nowhere and are ready to cut the shit out of that thread before you get out the full sentence that you’ve noticed a loose thread. 113 more words
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Comedian Norm Macdonald showed a side of him not too many people get to see.
Last night during his final stand-up on the Late Show with David Letterman… 100 more words
So here’s the thing: I’m sitting on the couch watching Judge Judy this afternoon when my vision started to almost blur. Of course I thought I was about to have a stroke seeing as how I’ve eaten pork in some form at every meal for six days in a row. 190 more words
So here’s the thing: I’m bar tending the other day when a couple comes in and sits at the bar. I go through the motions of “Hey, how’s it goin?” Like I care, then I say to the lady (because ladies first) “Sweet heart, what can I get for you?” She says, “I want something good” What the fuck does that mean to me? 135 more words