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This Dog Can Speak English And Wants His Momma

The concept of dogs talking is something that people — okay, people who love dogs — want to believe is true, but it’s probably just a strange coincidence when a dog makes weird sounds that sound like human language. 37 more words


Negotiating with Cookies - The Force

I set my book down in my lap. “Fleegle, why are you staring at me.”

“It’s time to eat, Raud.”

“No, it’s not. It’s not even eleven yet. 149 more words


Negotiating with Cookies - Eggs Benedict

I finish pushing the reel mower around the backyard lawn and go inside for a glass of water to wash down the pollen where I find Fleegle in the kitchen sitting in front of the refrigerator with the door wide open and a strange blue glow on his face. 340 more words


Negotiating with Cookies - The Egg

While I’m brewing a cup of tea in the kitchen, Fleegle comes in from the patio with something muddy in his mouth.

“Why don’t you leave that gooky ball outside?” 404 more words


The Beg-Eye

“I want that chip… yes, that chip… that Pringle’s chip!”

“Are you talking to me again, dog?”

“Yes.  I need that chip.  If I eat that I will be a people again.” 167 more words