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Beloved Girl

“She looks thick,” my daughter said. I didn’t see it. I thought she looked thin. She’d always been trim, our Minnie. The vet complimented us on having dogs that were fit, the right weight. 168 more words

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Minnie and BowWow Discuss Ennui

BowWow: Tell the lady that I’m bored out of my fucking gourd.

Minnie: You tell her. I’m busy.

BowWow: Busy? You’re laying on the stairs like you’re tripped out on something – you know, like dog grass or LSDog. 265 more words

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Minnie and BowWow Discuss Pants

BowWow: Did you know the lady has twelve fucking pairs of black pants?

Minnie: How do you  know that? You can’t count.

BowWow… 274 more words

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Minnie and BowWow Discuss the White House

BowWow: I see that Old Girl got herself an invite to the White House. Wore that snazzy off the shoulder outfit. She is one classy bitch. 463 more words

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Minnie and BowWow Discuss Alpo

BowWow: That can of Alpo has been sitting on the fucking counter for a month.

Minnie: They bought it for us to celebrate the Westminster Dog Show. 389 more words

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Friday's Foto Fun - Abby

What’s this? Abby Lab has something to say?

What do you think she’s saying? Huummmm…..I have a few ideas, but want to hear yours first.

The Scottie Chronicles

Minnie and BowWow Reflect on Tweeting

BowWow: I’m sick of being an outsider. It’s fucked up.

Minnie: We’re not really outsiders. We’re just outside.

BowWow: Yeah, sure, okay. 230 more words

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