“She looks thick,” my daughter said. I didn’t see it. I thought she looked thin. She’d always been trim, our Minnie. The vet complimented us on having dogs that were fit, the right weight. 168 more words
5 days, 22 hours ago
BowWow: Tell the lady that I’m bored out of my fucking gourd.
Minnie: You tell her. I’m busy.
BowWow: Busy? You’re laying on the stairs like you’re tripped out on something – you know, like dog grass or LSDog. 265 more words
2 weeks ago
BowWow: Did you know the lady has twelve fucking pairs of black pants?
Minnie: How do you know that? You can’t count.
BowWow… 274 more words
2 months, 1 week ago
BowWow: I see that Old Girl got herself an invite to the White House. Wore that snazzy off the shoulder outfit. She is one classy bitch. 463 more words
3 months, 3 weeks ago
BowWow: That can of Alpo has been sitting on the fucking counter for a month.
Minnie: They bought it for us to celebrate the Westminster Dog Show. 389 more words
5 months ago
The Scottie Chronicles
What’s this? Abby Lab has something to say?
What do you think she’s saying? Huummmm…..I have a few ideas, but want to hear yours first.
5 months, 2 weeks ago
BowWow: I’m sick of being an outsider. It’s fucked up.
Minnie: We’re not really outsiders. We’re just outside.
BowWow: Yeah, sure, okay. 230 more words
6 months ago