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The 5 Stages of Staff Meeting Grief

Staff meetings. So much fun. So productive. So relevant. So not true.

Back to school time is upon us. The emails are already blowing up my inbox. 165 more words

A Day In The Life

Like Balo the Bear

You were 80 minutes late to a 90 minute class, your participation points are gone, man, solid gone.

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Haters Gonna Hate

Yesterday morning, one of my students put his hand on my shoulder and said “thank you” for something I helped him with…

Me (smiling): So, you don’t hate me anymore?? 85 more words

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Two Holes

Senior male student: Hey, did you know there’s a hole in the chalkboard?
Me: Yeah, it’s been there for awhile.
Senior male student: And there’s another, it has two holes. 47 more words

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Angry or Flattered?!

One of my younger students walked into my room, grabbed my upper arm, and then jiggled my arm fat for a few seconds. Before I could ask him to stop he said, “Wow, you’ve lost weight!” 6 more words

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Quote of the Day

“You know, I’ve only shit myself once in my life.”

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Going Hoing

Me (to coworker): Are you feeling better?
Co-worker: Not really.
Student: Oh, are you two this weekend?
Co-worker (laughs)
Student: Oh, she doesn’t know what that means. 59 more words

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