Me (while tutoring, trying to open kid’s magazine to the assigned homework article): “Hmmm…it seems these pages are stuck together.”
Kid: “Yeah. Probably a booger.” 6 more words
Reading a story in which the two main characters are fighting, I urge the kid to make a prediction about the outcome.
Me: “So let’s think…what are some things that usually happen in real life after two people get into a disagreement?” 14 more words