The beauty of the internet is that you find out about things you would never usually come across in everyday life.
Similarly, the horror of the internet is… Yep, you get the drill. 142 more words
Drinking and drugging will teach you lots of lessons, one of which includes not smoking weed through a scuba tank after drinking copious amounts of alcohol. 223 more words
Once upon a time, from a bedroom suspiciously close to the one that I normally sleep in, there came a series of noises that I suspected weren’t entirely devoid of something marginally more sinister than the usual sounds of my Chinese neighbours snoring, or engaging in the kind of hardcore oxygen-deprivation sex that they appear to enjoy. 494 more words