Damn Sonic. Well at least you died rich.
5 months ago
“I’m a TA who teaches a class on campus. I hate my students, so I look for reasons to flunk them. I’m not the only one.”
10 months, 2 weeks ago
“My boyfriend broke up with me when he found out I was a virgin. Then he went and screwed my best friend. Turned out she gave him std’s. 11 more words
“I killed a goose”
“I poured water from a gravity bong/ashtray/trashcan under the 7th floor RA’s door in Scott Hall, then used Gorilla Glue to glue a dime over the keyhole on his door. 14 more words