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Simpson College- Storm Squirrel

Video By: Nick Hermon

Narrated By: Randy Paulson

Squirrel Actor: Robert Lyons


Essays, books, and lots of good looks…

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Simpson student! 43 more words

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A Letter to Nationally "Reputable" Sources

Newsweek, New York Post, New York Daily News, and Politico…


According to nationally reputable news sources, Simpson is going to be the site of a presidential forum hosted by New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio. 214 more words

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The Great Turf War- Longboards vs. Scooters

The Great Turf War between scooters and long boards has begun. Blood has been shed and students fear for their lives as they wander across campus to their classes. 335 more words

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Simpson Butt Tree to Get Its Crack Back

SIMPSON – Campus officials were shocked to discover this week that the infamous Simpson College Butt Tree had lost its crack – now they’re working hard to get it back. 327 more words

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The President is Also the Pope?!

SIMPSON – In an interesting turn of events, the Simpson First-Year class elected Jordan Pope as their class president for the 2015-2016 academic year. While Pope is actually Roman Catholic, he is, quite obviously, not the actual Pope of the Catholic Church. 339 more words

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President Simmons’ Netflix Password Leaked to 300 First-Years

SIMPSON – Panic has broken out among Simpson faculty as the security of President Simmons’ Netflix account was recently compromised.

“I can confirm that as of late Saturday, the password for my Netflix account has been stolen and changed,” said a visibly distraught President Simmons. 259 more words

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