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Simpson Will Build a Wall and Central Will Pay For It!

SIMPSON— The Dutch have struck again! Central students have been caught visiting Simpson College without proper documentation.

With Simpson being a private school, individuals must register to be on campus. 322 more words

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Commencement Moved Indoors to Protect President Simmons' Mustache from Rain Damage

SIMPSON – Stormy weather predictions have caused campus administration to call for the implementation of “Plan Rain” with all Commencement activities to now take place indoors. 232 more words

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Simpson Campus Deemed As National Wetland Park

HILLMAN— Yesterday’s death-bringing storm led to the recent massive flooding of campus.

Today, the Environmental Awareness Club (EAC) has proposed to convert the flooded campus into a protected national wetland park. 150 more words

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The Acorn— 1st Print Edition

In our anti-green movement, we decided it was time to reach individuals through the legacy media of newspapers. To appease all audiences, here is our online version of this paper:

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Lil' Dicky Draws Large Crowd Saturday Night in Successful End-of-Year Concert

SIMPSON — Rapper Lil Dicky did not disappoint his Simpson fans over the weekend.

Lil Dicky’s concert in the Black Box Theatre, which took place Saturday from 8-11pm, was met with resounding praise from Simpson students and members of the Indianola community. 188 more words

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Lil Dicky to Hold Surprise Concert at Simpson this Saturday

SIMPSON — Late today, Rich Ramos, faculty advisor for the Campus Activities Board (CAB) confirmed that rapper Lil Dicky will give an end-of-the-semester concert.

Lil Dicky’s opening act will be the Great, Underappreciated Lovable Losers In Band League Excellence or GULLIBLE for short. 125 more words

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Stoners Decide to Glaze It, Not Blaze It

SIMPSON— The largest annual pot day in the USA, 4/20, is looking a little different this year. With 2-3in of rain expected, it’s literally putting a damper on stoners most celebrated day. 189 more words

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