SIMPSON- Archaeologists discovered that “The Simpsonian” used to have a sense of humor. Using carbon dating and reading ability (Simpsonian newspapers have publishing dates on them), it was discovered that “The Simpsonian’s” last attempt at being funny was in the year of 2011. 361 more words
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INDIANOLA – In news that has left the Indianola community absolutely baffled, local convenience stores’ supplies of cheap and crappy liquor have been completely depleted. 285 more words
SIMPSON – Fans of the 90’s era TV show “Hey Arnold” will be surprised to learn that major supporting character Gerald Martin Johanssen is currently a First-Year student at Simpson. 324 more words
It was poised to be yet another grand year of broken hearts, minds and bodies for the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament until tragedy struck.
Many security guards were caught up in watching the games this past weekend and, in result, a number of coordinated “chemical switcheroos” took place all over the country. 363 more words