Video By: Nick Hermon
Narrated By: Randy Paulson
Squirrel Actor: Robert Lyons
Essays, books, and lots of good looks…
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Simpson student! 43 more words
Newsweek, New York Post, New York Daily News, and Politico…
STAY OFF OUR TURF… You are not “THE ACORN”!
According to nationally reputable news sources, Simpson is going to be the site of a presidential forum hosted by New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio. 214 more words
SIMPSON – In an interesting turn of events, the Simpson First-Year class elected Jordan Pope as their class president for the 2015-2016 academic year. While Pope is actually Roman Catholic, he is, quite obviously, not the actual Pope of the Catholic Church. 339 more words
SIMPSON – Panic has broken out among Simpson faculty as the security of President Simmons’ Netflix account was recently compromised.
“I can confirm that as of late Saturday, the password for my Netflix account has been stolen and changed,” said a visibly distraught President Simmons. 259 more words