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The birds and the bees

“All boy animals have penises. Even frogs,” said my grade five teacher on Day 1 of sex ed. The classroom dissolved into nervous giggles and it set the tone for the week: awkward. 477 more words


In a Warm Breath

Love, read to me some old haiku:
   Love, whisper it in my ear:
Lean in so close so close are you
   I feel the breath I hear.


Out of Ink

It is my greatest fear, I think,
That my pen should run out of ink.



The Drip?

Hey ma… you got a nose wipe for me… please, ma?? I’ve got a wee dose of the runs…

The same cygnet featured yesterday… taken a day later in the same area so I presume it’s the same bird. 73 more words


Sunday Cygnet!

Today I’ll deviate from the Silent Sunday ritual… you’ll agree this lad deserves his own Sunday show!

Happy new month!!


Watch These Parents and Kids Talk About Sex

Most people at some point or another have gone through the awkward and slightly uncomfortable experience of having the “sex talk” with their parents. Hey, someone has to do it! 130 more words


Tea for Two

If you desire some stimulation
   I'll brew you a cup of tea;
And if you desire some relaxation
   I'll make it caffeine-free.

But spiked or not,—black, green, or Grey,—
   No matter how it's took,—
Tea's best enjoyed on a rainy day
   In a threesome with a book.