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The Chaos

Today, I have a poem for you. It contains about 800 of the worst irregularities of the English Language. Enjoy!

Gerard Nolst Trenité – The Chaos (1922) 1,462 more words


Chaotic English

“I must polish the Polish furniture”

So you think you speak great English?

The poem below contains about 800 of the worst irregularities in English spelling and pronunciation. 1,467 more words


The Chaos by Gerard Nolst Trenité (English pronunciation)

Gerard Nolst Trenité – The Chaos (1922)

Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
   I will teach you in my verse
   Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse. 1,451 more words


The Chaos~!

Oh, I had to laugh about today’s prompt and even though I am in puppy-raising vacation, I couldn’t help it and wanted to write something about it. 788 more words

Daily Prompt

Maarten H. Rijkens : I always get my sin

First a word of warning: if you don’t speak Dutch then there are various things in this text which you won’t understand – but there again, neither would you understand very much of the book I’m writing about! 1,144 more words



I’m still learning
to love the parts
of myself
that no one
claps for

All my life I believed myself to be a very selfless and giving person. 478 more words

The Chaos