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College Professor Finding It Difficult to Teach About Industry He Never Really Worked In

(Boston, MA) The unpublished professor, Dr. Peter Amateuris, addressed his Professional Practices of Published Novelists class with confidence as he made up all kinds of nonsense about what the “industry” is looking for. 176 more words


On Blog Break: Fall 2018

It’s blog break time again. This time I’m hoping 4-6 weeks, therefore sometime in the last half of October. As with other breaks, I will probably precede posting with some visiting to make my presence known. 745 more words


Opinions in the Shorts: Vol. 376

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Pronouns: The Musical continues its trek this weekend featuring songs with Us in the title. Curtain time is Saturday at 1:00 am (Eastern US). 831 more words

Opinions In The Shorts

Explaining the joke

Does this sound familiar? You are looking at your social media feed and spot the latest hot-take from your favourite satirical comedy site. They have eloquently broken down the absurdity of recent events with biting insight and withering sarcasm. 541 more words

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Dentist With Clogged Pores Scolds Patient For Not Flossing

RALEIGH, NC – During her most recent visit to the dentist for a routine cleaning, Rachel Argo, 27, couldn’t help but notice that her dental hygienist, while highly-skilled and knowledgeable in the field of teeth, had terribly clogged nose pores. 59 more words


Dropped another notch

Okay people, how many of you out there have never heard of the Onion?  Satirical online media source with articles so ludicrous they could not be anything BUT satire.  162 more words


Authored by Betsy Rothstein via The Daily Caller, While the headline may sounds like it’s straight from ‘The Onion’, it’s not. If only. Instead, Healthline, a California health info provider, is trying to ruin the term “vagina.” It’s not gender inclusive enough.

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