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Trump issues ultimatum to elephants

Donald Trump has issued an ultimatum to all elephants to cease and desist having big ears and a long trunk as tensions grow between the president and various factions of the animal kingdom. 231 more words

Satire

TOM STEYER DENIES BEING COMPOSED PURELY OF BODY LICE

The question puzzling the internet of late has been: Is one percenter and bloated rich pig Tom Steyer a colony creature composed of nothing but body lice? 150 more words

LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

Opinions in the Shorts: Vol. 340

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Sorry to interrupt the cruise tour of the British Isles, but think of Opinions in the Shorts as a cruise day without a port. 736 more words

Republicans

Local HOA Imposes Strict New Rules on Female Bush Trimming

BEL AIR, CA – Women residing in the exclusive neighborhood of Bel Air in Los
Angeles are subject to strict new rules regarding the manicure and maintenance… 123 more words

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America (The Book): Teacher's Edition, by The Daily Show with Jon Stewart staff

My Copy: 9780446691864 (Image from Amazon.com)

I hadn’t pulled this one out in so long, and wondered if I’d find it depressing or hilarious reading it now. 369 more words

Book 'n Tea Time

Thoughts and Prayers factory struggling to meet demand

Thoughts and Prayers factory LLC in Springfield, Nebraska, is struggling to keep pace with the sheer demand of orders flooding in from across the United States and, increasingly, from around the globe. 332 more words

The Onion: Spreading Satire through Social Media Platforms

With countless news media outlets out there, companies need to stay relevant by using social media to reach out to their audience. Although The Onion… 1,093 more words

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