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Idiot politician picks three meals on a pick-two menu

ATLANTA, GA.

Mitt Romney held up a McDonald’s in Atlanta as he questioned if he should pick three menu items on a pick-two special.

A local resident who goes by the name of Shawn Templeton, 49, said the politician has wasted fifty minutes of his life. 78 more words

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Cheers – the day has finally arrived – The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame will induct the Moody Blues this Saturday! 559 more words

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John Oliver, Samantha Bee Back the Onion Unionization

John Oliver, Samantha Bee, and Chris Gethard are among the over 150 comedy/variety television writers who are publicly supporting Onion Inc. unionizing with the Writers Guild of America East. 303 more words

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Thanks again for the Happy Anniversary wishes. It was a normal Monday for us (dance lesson and handbell rehearsal).

Readers provided many nice comments on the recent Beach Walk about horizons. 688 more words

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Staff Of The Satire Website The Onion Has Unionized

CHICAGO (AP) — The staff of the humor website The Onion has decided to unionize.

Workers at the website and its sisters, A.V. Club and ClickHole, will be represented in collective bargaining talks by the Writers Guild of America East and will negotiate with the owners, including the Spanish-language broadcaster Univision. 107 more words

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