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Gettin' mad

​Parenting dilemma: what do you do when your child confides in you that something at school is really making her “pissed out.” đŸ˜‚
Once I stopped snickering we discussed the various alternatives, wondered once again why all non religious curse words either involve urinating, defecating, or fornicating. 47 more words


Fly on the Wall: Parenting in a Nutshell

Welcome to a Fly on the Wall group post. Today 9 bloggers are inviting you to catch a glimpse of what you’d see if you were a fly on the wall in our homes. 623 more words


The Return of the Rascally Rabbit

We’re now over a year into turning our front lawn into a fruit and vegetable garden, and have been enjoying harvesting our goodies very much. So, alas, has the local rabbit. 1,071 more words

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Almost 5 Going on 82

I took the 4-year-old to Walmart today. She wanted to help me pick out presents for her big sis’s birthday. I wanted to get her some new eyeshadow and brushes, so we headed to that aisle. 284 more words


That's What She Said

You know how when your kid says something that isn’t funny, but the WAY they say it, MAKES it funny? And you know how that thing they are saying isn’t really all that appropriate to be yelling out in public, so the less attention you give it the better? 400 more words

Oi, Witch!

Maxi: “…and another thing, that Wizard of Oz? It’s all wrong. The witch doesn’t melt: she dissolves!”

Pedantic Girl, thank God you’re here to save the Universe!

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From the Mouths of Babes

Mini, singing to herself on the beach: “Angels, angels, they are so pretty! Angels, angels, they are so kind! Angels, angels, have lovely white wings! Angels, angels, have massive big holes” 6 more words

The Things Kids Say