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Shamone: The Definition

“What does ‘shamone’ mean, Mummy?” asked Maxi as I drove her home from Cubs, shrieking along to some Scissor Sisters song on the radio.

I took a deep breath, remembered that it was only me and Maxi in the car, and launched into a complicated explanation. 253 more words

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Me to Mini, over breakfast: “Pull your dress down when you’re up at the table. And why aren’t you wearing any knickers?”

Mini: “Cos I’m playing at Princesses”.

Me: “…”

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Twas The Night Before School

Things you don’t want to discover the day before your kids go back to school Number 428:

– a mouldy banana that’s been festering in a school bag for 6 weeks that Maxi claimed to have emptied before she stuffed it in the back of the cupboard. 469 more words

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Taking the Minxes for a Pub Lunch

Today I sweetened the hellish ordeal that is school shoe shopping for 3 girls by taking them all the way to Arbroath and going to Wetherspoons for lunch. 1,249 more words

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The Things Kids Say

I should create a page of all of the amusing things our school aged kids say. I just so happened to be wearing a dress to work one day that was snug in the midriff area. 148 more words

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Q: What is the hardest substance on Earth?

Excerpts from actual conversations with a teenager:

Teen: Hey mom….I want to show you something.

Me: Does it involve fire, explosives or any other kind of chemical reaction? 370 more words

Middle of the Summer Holidays Blues

Week 1 of the summer holidays was a fantastic week at The Boss’s parents, kicking off with an awesome 2 days at Legoland. Week 2 was mostly spent at home after Mini Minx tried to… 792 more words

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